Wednesday 19 September 2012

Conspiracy

There is major recession across the globe. Companies start to lay off worker, shut down low profit divisions, or went belly up. ValVa truck and buses division sales volume has plummeted and now is at the risk of being shut down. To stop this from happen, the ValVa ceo contacted other heavy vehicles manufacturers, the HINA, TOTO, SCANIO, MON,  and MECK a.  A secret meeting was held at ValVa headquaters



Valva CEO: gentlemen, this latest wave of global recession has hit us hard. We have laid off thirty percent of our Truck and Buses division's workforce but still this is not enough to turn around the losing trend. Something drastic must be done.


SCANIO representative: Agreed, our bus sales is steadily decreasing. Is there any way we can turn araound and make profits?

MECK CEO: Yes, there is. (he take a puff from his 200 dollar cuban cigar). Gentlemen, have you heard the phrase, war is profitable so long it do not happen in your country?


TOTO representative: What are your trying to say?

MECK CEO: America recovered from its 1920s recession after world war 2. Why? because every idle factory is used to for the war effort. Suddenly there is no jobless person, why? because new factories was set up to make tanks, uniform, airplane, people joined the army. Now, how to increase our truck and buses sale? Easy, we try to manipulate people to buy more. Muslim is the suckers right now

MON CEO: How do you propose to do that?!

MECK CEO: Let me finish. We all knows there are 1 billion Muslim in this world. There is a huge market opportunities. How do we make them buy our buses eventhough they already have one? Simple, we incite protest. We wrote something about Islam, make videos, they will go apeshit. Look what happen to the Dutch.
They will burn their fellow countrymen buses, trucks and even car. Some of them will be trampled to death by their fellow rioter. I'm sure buses and truck sales will increase dramatically.

TOTO representative: Agreed!
SCANIO representative: Let's do it




p.s this is just an imaginary scenario ok. no need to start a riot in front of bus factory